Archive for December, 2010

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Posted in Uncategorized on December 17, 2010 by lexiandjamie


I would just like to thank the people that are leaving comments and that are coming to read our blog! THANK YOU GUYS!



Posted in Uncategorized on December 17, 2010 by lexiandjamie


WOW one day away! All i have left is an hour and i am on vacation! Soooo excited! Like you have no idea! I like supper stoked for christmas though its going to be so fun :). Like i said befor today is the last day of school and Hina got a an awesome present! Its perfume and it smells soooo good! Its queen Latifia perfume! AWESOME! so far this day has gone by pretty fast and im like really happy about that 🙂 Cuz usually when i want something to be over time goes by so slow it seems like. but latly every time i wanted it to go fast it has! Oh and i get to go to springdale today for basketball and another game at reardan tomorrow and we had another one here lastnight….. 3 days of basketball games…. yikes. But hey i smell like really good right now so im happy anout that and im sure everyone will love that! i think they are really going to love the smell though cuz its like totaly awesome. wow i sound supper preppy lol my bad. My hands hurt so ill write again later ttyl 🙂

Winter Break

Posted in Uncategorized on December 15, 2010 by lexiandjamie


Hey there so im pretty happy i have 3 days left of school and then im on vacation for a while. And christmas is coming up and im like supper excited about it soooooo yeaa 🙂 Im like supper tired right now i think i need a nap:/ BUTTT i have a stupid concert today that i dont really want to go to but whatever might as well just get it over with that way i can just go home and sleep for a while. That seems like a nice plan to me. 😦 I never get to see lexi anymore. Shes always gone. Same with Brandi. hmmmmmm. OH this weekend is going to be fun 🙂 Friday im going to springdale for basketball and then saturday we have a game at reardan aginst Liberty, which we will totally win bother btw. and then saturday after the basketball game the four of us (me, kevin, leila, and brian) are all heading out to idaho to go see my cousin and her NEW BABY! Im pretty stoked about that 🙂 Welllll i should take a little nap so ill ttyl 🙂

TRUE Facts

Posted in Uncategorized on December 14, 2010 by lexiandjamie

Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles or snakes.

An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.

In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

When George Lucas was mixing the American Graffiti soundtrack, he numbered the reels of film starting with an R and numbered the dialog starting with a D. Sound designer Walter Murch asked George for Reel 2, Dialog 2 by saying “R2D2”. George liked the way that sounded so much he integrated that into another project he was working on.

The youngest pope was 11 years old.

Mark Twain didn’t graduate from elementary school.

Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses.

Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving dinner.

They have square watermelons in Japan – they stack better.

Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.

Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles per year.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

Armadillos can be housebroken.

The first Fords had engines made by Dodge.

A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.

Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.

A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.

A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove.

A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.

Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it is known as Tennessee.

The flashing warning light on the cylindrical Capitol Records tower spells out HOLLYWOOD in Morse code.

Every time you lick a stamp, you’re consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.

One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.

The average American will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year.

Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.

The State of Florida is bigger than England.

Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning.

It’s against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland.

Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.

During your lifetime, you’ll eat about 60,000 pounds of food. That’s the weight of about 6 elephants.

Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they can’t find any food.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

The world’s oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old.

In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can’t flow.

About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30.

More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones.

A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe.

In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons.

Slugs have 4 noses.

Recycling one glass jar saves enough energy to watch TV for 3 hours.

Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet.

Owls are the only birds who can see the color blue.

The average American drinks about 600 sodas a year.

It’s against the law to slam your car door in Switzerland.

There wasn’t a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses.

Honeybees have hair on their eyes.

A jellyfish is 95 percent water.

In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals.

A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.

The elephant is the only mammal that can’t jump.

The penguin is the only bird who can swim, but not fly.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States.

America once issued a 5-cent bill.

You’ll eat about 35,000 cookies in your lifetime.

Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.

Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung.

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

The pitches that Babe Ruth hit for his last-ever homerun and that Joe DiMaggio hit for his first-ever homerun where thrown by the same man.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head.

In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs.

There are over 52.6 million dogs in the U.S.

Dogs and cats consume almost $7 billion worth of pet food a year.

Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.

The Pentagon has twice as many restrooms as necessary. When it was built, segregation was still in place in Virginia, so separate restrooms for blacks and whites were required by law.

In England, in the 1880’s, “Pants” was considered a dirty word.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

In 2003, there were 86 days of below-freezing weather in Hell, Michigan.

Thought for a day

Posted in Uncategorized on December 13, 2010 by lexiandjamie

Thoughts for a Day

1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

2. There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.

3. When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

4. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

5. Don’t assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

6. A penny saved is a government oversight.

7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

10. He who hesitates is probably right.

11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.

12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

13. The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

14. Did you ever notice: When you put the two words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “THEIRS”?

Crazy Laws around the world

Posted in Uncategorized on December 13, 2010 by lexiandjamie

Crazy Laws – Give Us More Funny Thoughts to Ponder

Will and Guy have researched some absolutely crazy laws which have never been repealed and therefore probably still apply in their respective countries:

  • It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament
  • It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen’s image upside-down
  • It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store
  • Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned in Britain
  • The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen 
  • If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and needs the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter
  • In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet
  • It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing
  • It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour
  • In Trinity College students can demand a glass of wine at any time during an exam, provided they are wearing their sword
  • It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow
  • In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk
  • In England, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow practice a day
  • In England it is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises [pubs, clubs and bars, restaurants]
  • In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague
  • It is illegal for a cab in the City of London to carry rabid dogs or corpses
  • In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed
  • In Scotland it is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow
  • In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon
  • Also in France it is illegal to kiss on railways in France
  • Royal Navy ships that enter the Port of London must provide a barrel of rum to the Constable of the Tower of London
  • In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad
  • In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth
  • In Massachusetts Christmas was outlawed in 1659
  • In New Hampshire it is against the law to tap your feet, nod your head or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant or cafe
  • In Oklahoma criminals can be fined, arrested or jailed for making faces at a dog (Barking Mad)
  • In Germany it is illegal to wear a mask
  • It is illegal for a student to walk through Trinity College, Dublin, Ireland, without a sword
  • In Antwerp, Belgium, it is illegal to wear a red hat and walk down the main street
  • In Israel picking your nose on Saturday is forbidden
  • In Singapore failure to flush a public toilet after use may result in a very large fine
  • In Australia it is illegal to dress up as batman

Guy’s Tip

Posted in Uncategorized on December 13, 2010 by lexiandjamie

Guy’s Tip:

Did you know that if ask anyone from a Professor to a politician ‘Why’, three times in a row, you can reduce them to a gibbering idiot.  Incidentally, the three ‘Why’ trick is one that I learnt from watching my 7 year old nephew question his mother.