Relationship Differences :)

♣Jamie♣

1) Bathrooms:

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from Tesco.

The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. [A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.]

2) Eating out:

When the bill arrives, Russell, John and Trevor will each throw in £20, even though it’s only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3) Nicknames:

If Claire, Louise and Hannah go out for lunch, they will call each other Claire, Louise and Hannah.

If Russell, John and Trevor go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Jackson, Parrot-face and TC [Top Cat – from the 1970’s television cartoon series].

4) Cats:

Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

5) Future:

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

6) Success:

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

7) Marriage:

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

http://www.guy-sports.com/months/jokes_gender_differences.htm#7_Funny_Gender_Differences_in_Relationships

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